Look. I know I'm a little ridiculous, okay? Every time my finger brushes the corner or I open it to read another page, I am almost paralyzed by fear. Spoilers call to me*, as does the urge to just stop reading and stay hidden in my room... that way whoever it is will stay alive. I'm a pretty fast reader, but I'm only a third of the way through this book (which arrived late yesterday afternoon) and I'm already having a nervous breakdown.
Look, God... You and I are pretty tight. I'd consider it a personal favor if You'd see to it that Ron or Hermione doesn't die. At least in my copy, okay?

*if you report who dies in my comments, I will shove a broken bottle in your face. If you think I'm kidding, you have no idea what kind of terrorized suspense I'm in.

Addendum: It's Ron. I know it's Ron. It's got to be Ron. Oh, why am I reading this book?!!